Big testes, small brains!

If you wish to know how big a brain you have, a real look between your legs may provide some clues because scientists have found there really may be a direct relationship between the male brain and his private parts! Just as women have suspected all along, huh?

The scientists, led by Dr. Scott Pitnick, suggested that the findings could be explained by an expensive tissue' theory - as both brain cells and sperm require significant amounts of energy to produce. Writing in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Letters, they said: "Because relatively large brains are metabolically costly to develop and maintain, changes in brain size may be accompanied by compensatory changes in other expensive tissues."

In the case of brains and testes "these are metabolically expensive organs that energetically trade-off against one another," say the researchers.

Sorry guys, the scientists said it and they may have finally proved that men cannot have both big brains and big testicles.

Despite these findings, the intelligent males should not despair because it is not really the size of the wand but the stroke of the magic that counts, if you know what I mean. And if this could be of any consolation at all! ;-)

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