It's never gonna be the same again

You know it's never gonna be the same again when ...

• You don't know who is running this country anymore but the people who are running it now have just run it down into the Johor Straits!
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• A public show of affection to a loved one could be deemed as indecent behaviour, an offence chargeable in court.
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• It's going to be back to square one when the money you are going to save from the recent reduction in car prices as a result of the National Automotive Policy (NAP) is going to be “lost” because of higher financing rates.
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• Your Member of Parliament speaks the obvious truth without fear or favour inside the August House and for that the YB was confronted in his service centre with some bully politics.
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• Your car's drink costs more than your own.
  
  
  Note: * Malaysian price of unleaded petrol on 1 April 2006 + Price of Giant USJ on 1 April 2006.