Orifice

This is insane.

Consumers are using haemorrhoid cream on their faces to get rid of puffy eyes, according to Reuters. The manufacturer warns that this pharmaceutical is not a cosmetic. Just keep it away from that orifice, will you?

On the matter of orifice, what do over one million drivers mostly think about behind the wheels?

It's SEX, what else?

Orifice again ha?